Blood donation

Marwadi donates blood to Arbi. Arbi gifts him a Ferrari. Marwadi again donates blood to Arbi. This time, Arbi gives him only one rupee. Marwadi asks - Why?
Arbi - अब मेरी रगों में तेरा खून दौड़ रहा है!

हा हा :-)

Education

Define Education?
Education is the process in which we waste 1/4 of our life in learning how to waste 3/4 of our life!!

Rahul Sonia Gandhi

Rahul Gandhi - Mom, aapki wajah se meri shadi nahi ho paa rahi hai?
Sonia Gandhi - Wo kaise?
Rahul - Kyonki, har taraf likha hua hai.. Sonia ko BahuMat do???

You are sweet

You are the sweetest person in this world. Yakeen nahi aata. Suraj ki kasam! Aaila..... Andhera kaise ho gaya!!