Blood donation

Marwadi donates blood to Arbi. Arbi gifts him a Ferrari. Marwadi again donates blood to Arbi. This time, Arbi gives him only one rupee. Marwadi asks - Why?
Arbi - अब मेरी रगों में तेरा खून दौड़ रहा है!

हा हा :-)

Rahul Sonia Gandhi

Rahul Gandhi - Mom, aapki wajah se meri shadi nahi ho paa rahi hai?
Sonia Gandhi - Wo kaise?
Rahul - Kyonki, har taraf likha hua hai.. Sonia ko BahuMat do???

You are sweet

You are the sweetest person in this world. Yakeen nahi aata. Suraj ki kasam! Aaila..... Andhera kaise ho gaya!!

The Guts

On a ship, the Project manager (PM)s of three different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys. They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts.


The Companies American PM called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The Trainee did as he was commanded. The American PM boasted of by saying, "See the guts!"


Now the Companies German PM called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds around the moving ship. The Trainee did as he was told. When he came back from the water the German PM said, "See the guts!"


Now the Companies Indian PM called out for his most courageous man and asked him to take five similar rounds. The Trainee promptly replied, "Why the hell should I?"
The PM proudly said, "See the guts!".